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DrSpookles:

I cannot: listen to half-assed moral cheese rock

Therefore I would make a bad: Creed fan

Supar Tom: I cannot: Stand when people sit on me Therefore I would be a bad: Chair

Ferr:

I cannot:
breath

Therefore i would make a b

Rannic

I can not:
Make my sentences rhyme.

Therefore, I would make a bad:
Jesse Jackson.

Mista _T:

I can not:
Find anything optimistic about any situation or event and would rather sit on my ass than do anything that anyone other than me would consider marginally productive. Oh, yeah, and I HATE people.

Therefore, I would make a bad:
Motivational Speaker.

WebSlinger:

I cannot:
Whistle.

Therefore I would make a bad:
Horny construction worker.

bigpeeler:

I cannot:
Stop fantasizing about fucking my next door neighbor who, honest to God, looks just like, and I mean JUST LIKE Gillian Anderson. Jeesuz fucking Christ I'm thinking about again.

Be back in 5.

plastickiwi: I cannot: cook. So, I would make a bad: casserole

Topkid:

I cannot:
convince you that anal rape is the only sure fire cure for poison ivy.

Therefore I would make a bad:
camp counselor.

Plum:

I cannot read or write...

Therefore I make...
...a bad...liar

rojay:

I cannot believe this is not butter.

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