The Pepperidge Piglet vs. Mary Lou Retton

The Daily Dirt serves as a column for all Something Awful frontpage writers to write about, well, whatever they feel like putting into the Daily Dirt!

• Save Bloodline Chamions today! #SaveBLC
• This ship is sinking and I don't want to drown
• MLB GDT 5/18: Robinson Can-own.
• My belly button was bleeding
• Bea Arthur Tits went for 1.9
• asking someone out... over FACEBOOK
• Coast to Coast AM: West of the Rockies, You're on the Air...
• Together in Dusty Dreams [Phantom Dust]