Pork Tales: Salty Tears
I want to thank my sister Renee from making the awesome Jasper pictures. If you would like let her know how much you like them, here is her e-mail.
People keep writing me asking why I hardly update anymore. Look, I donít know how much clearer I can make this for you. We are through. I ended it in January and there is no chance of reconciliation at this point. Sure, we had our good times. Playing footsie at Applebeeís, climbing that banana tree, summers in Rome. But those times are over, you have to stop dwelling on the past and move on.
Donít play fey with me. I know you have been seeing other writers like Pantsfish, Maxnmona, Acetone, Bobservo, and Docevil. You dirty slut.
Iím sorry I didnít mean that. I donít want this to get more messy than it already is. Letís just be friends, okay?