All the stuff about Uwe Boll today is true. Unless something awful happens (hurrr), I'll be flying up there to get beaten up and be in the movie "Postal" which looks to be quite possibly Boll's worst movie to date. And the since the movie hasn't started filming yet, that date is the future, so that means it's going to be his worst movie in the history of the world! THE FUTURE!!! Look for my review of "House of the Dead," which I saw like a year ago and will now have to watch again, this Thursday. Blargh! ALSO happy birthday to my wife Megan, who turns 25! Here are some pictures of her, our 11-month old daughter Lauren, and I from this Father's Day Weekend (at Paradise Park in Lee's Summit):
- Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
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