All the stuff about Uwe Boll today is true. Unless something awful happens (hurrr), I'll be flying up there to get beaten up and be in the movie "Postal" which looks to be quite possibly Boll's worst movie to date. And the since the movie hasn't started filming yet, that date is the future, so that means it's going to be his worst movie in the history of the world! THE FUTURE!!! Look for my review of "House of the Dead," which I saw like a year ago and will now have to watch again, this Thursday. Blargh! ALSO happy birthday to my wife Megan, who turns 25! Here are some pictures of her, our 11-month old daughter Lauren, and I from this Father's Day Weekend (at Paradise Park in Lee's Summit): - Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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