As a child, I dreamed of being an inventor. My ambition was to challenge everyday convention and bring something worthwhile to humanity. While I may not yet have achieved this goal, I still feel that I give something back to society through these articles which I compile in between lying on my couch eating Pringles. The forum goons are no strangers to creative thinking. Most of them spent countless hours creating a persona for their supermodel prom date that conveniently had to go out of town at the last minute. These e-Inventors, or iNsteins, were set the challenge of creating the worst possible creations imaginable, and here are the fruits of their labor (note- not real fruits).
burexas.irom gets things on track with this contribution.
CannedMacabre presents this slice of nasal amazement.
Cat Porn's image doubles as a Magic Eye picture and if you look hard enough at the black and white dots you may be able to make out a pony.
This calculator from FredT.E.C. is just as worthless as another "Texas Instrument", and by that I mean George W. Bush was a terrible president.
Guber can't think of anything cooler than a fridge which answers the phone due to mild cerebral damage following a car crash.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.