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The Daily Dirt serves as a column for all Something Awful frontpage writers to write about, well, whatever they feel like putting into the Daily Dirt!

• Teen expelled, charged with felony for lesbian relationship
• I got issues, man.
• Megacampaign Megathread
• NHL Playoff GDT 5/19 - Don't worry, a good game is on at 7:30
• What the hell is this lump in my neck?
• Rising Storm - There ain't no fucking dragons here
• Together in Dusty Dreams [Phantom Dust]
• Infected Stretchmark?