Dorkiest Mechs of 3025 (Battletech)

Steve: I'm not falling for this one again! My hungry butthole is just fine, thank you very much.
Zack: You don't need it rocked by a power supply on legs?
Steve: This thing couldn't rock a baby's butthole.
Zack: It wants to hook into your video carrrrrds!
Steve: He's got suction cup feet so he can either climb up buildings or listen to conversations on the floor below him.
Zack: Wait a second, did I just skip over you talking about a baby's hungry butthole?
Steve: You're taking it out of context.
Zack: No, hold on, in context, you said, "This thing couldn't rock a baby's butthole." So, now, let me ask you, what could rock a baby's butthole and, follow up question, how do you know this?
Steve: I don't know dude, like thermometers and stuff. I'm talking doctor stuff. Don't make it into some big thing.
Zack: No,of course not dude. A big thing would absolutely destroy a little tiny baby's hungry butthole, you disgusting freak!
Steve: Dude!
