Steve: I'm not falling for this one again! My hungry butthole is just fine, thank you very much.
Zack: You don't need it rocked by a power supply on legs?
Steve: This thing couldn't rock a baby's butthole.
Zack: It wants to hook into your video carrrrrds!
Steve: He's got suction cup feet so he can either climb up buildings or listen to conversations on the floor below him.
Zack: Wait a second, did I just skip over you talking about a baby's hungry butthole?
Steve: You're taking it out of context.
Zack: No, hold on, in context, you said, "This thing couldn't rock a baby's butthole." So, now, let me ask you, what could rock a baby's butthole and, follow up question, how do you know this?Steve: I don't know dude, like thermometers and stuff. I'm talking doctor stuff. Don't make it into some big thing.
Zack: No,of course not dude. A big thing would absolutely destroy a little tiny baby's hungry butthole, you disgusting freak!
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.