Zack: It's Eggland's Best Assault Mech.

Steve: I found something like this in my mom's dresser one time. It smelled like machine oil.

Zack: What were you doing in your mom's dresser?

Steve: Trying to put together an assault lance for a 4v4 on the desert map. It worked pretty well until my Stalker vibrated across the table and knocked over Keith's Phoenix Hawk.

Zack: If you unwrap a Stalker there's a chocolate internal structure and then a little puzzle pilot you have to put together.

Steve: It seems like this one maybe should have "ost" in its name.

Zack: Steve's Ostmother. Ost Eggmom. Ostkinder Stevebaby. Dr. Ostbender.

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