Zack: Old lady shades, stump arm, and pathetically tiny pistol. The design boys really went all out to make this thing as intimidating as possible.
Steve: I think it was Sun Tzu who said something about let your enemy underestimate you or something.
Zack: That's gotta be a first, a person using a Sun Tzu quote to make themselves look stupider.
Steve: The stupider is on you, buddy, because I didn't quote Sun Tzu, I paraphrased him.
Zack: Allow me to paraphrase Sun Tzu also: He who talks about baby buttholes on the previous page doesn't have room to call anyone stupid.
Steve: Sun Tzu didn't really say that.
Zack: It's called paraphrasing, Steve. Look it up.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.