Zack: Old lady shades, stump arm, and pathetically tiny pistol. The design boys really went all out to make this thing as intimidating as possible.

Steve: I think it was Sun Tzu who said something about let your enemy underestimate you or something.

Zack: That's gotta be a first, a person using a Sun Tzu quote to make themselves look stupider.

Steve: The stupider is on you, buddy, because I didn't quote Sun Tzu, I paraphrased him.

Zack: Allow me to paraphrase Sun Tzu also: He who talks about baby buttholes on the previous page doesn't have room to call anyone stupid.

Steve: Sun Tzu didn't really say that.

Zack: It's called paraphrasing, Steve. Look it up.

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