Magic the Gathering: Arabian Nights (1993) and Antiquities (1994)

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Zack: Here it is: the single laziest piece of artwork in the Antiquities set. Painted by the prolific Douglas Shuler, apparently worn out from putting Tim & Eric beards on everything he paints he just half-assed a candelabra and dropped some sparkles on it.

Steve: What did you expect? It's a candelabra.

Zack: How about a massively busty wizard woman up on a cliff with storms raging all around her and she's holding up this glowing candelabra and the fire from the candles is swirling up into a tornado of fire that is changing night into day on the wide expanse of land below. That's right up your alley.

Steve: Pretty good, but not as good as "an awkward candelabra sitting on a peach tablecloth."

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