3rd Edition Dungeons & Dragons: Monster Manual IV
Zack: Roger Clemens forced to take the stand in his own defense.
Steve: I get the feeling Goldilocks is about to get punched through a wall by a gross dude with veins all over.
Zack: Maybe they can reboot the Hulk franchise again and have this guy throw an army tank at some other version of hulkiness, like a fart hulk or maybe a Russian hulk.
Steve: Give it enough time and fart hulk would make it into one of these books.
Zack: This pummeled side of beef is juuuuuuust right.