Zack: Bloodhulk, Deathdrinker, Bitewolf, Stabcat, Skullspangolin, Meatchewer Throbwagon. Thing+other thing.
Steve: This is the laziest demon.
Zack: It's a facade, man. He's looking all innocent and flirty sitting int hat boggy mist hell, but before you know it he's getting fresh and then you know what happens next.
Steve: Your death gets drunk.
Zack: Yep, then he celebrates by hanging an air freshener shaped like a dolphin to his antlers.
Steve: I'll always remember how close I came to having my death drunk.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.