Zack: Bloodhulk, Deathdrinker, Bitewolf, Stabcat, Skullspangolin, Meatchewer Throbwagon. Thing+other thing.
Steve: This is the laziest demon.
Zack: It's a facade, man. He's looking all innocent and flirty sitting int hat boggy mist hell, but before you know it he's getting fresh and then you know what happens next.
Steve: Your death gets drunk.
Zack: Yep, then he celebrates by hanging an air freshener shaped like a dolphin to his antlers.
Steve: I'll always remember how close I came to having my death drunk.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.