Zack: Bloodhulk, Deathdrinker, Bitewolf, Stabcat, Skullspangolin, Meatchewer Throbwagon. Thing+other thing.

Steve: This is the laziest demon.

Zack: It's a facade, man. He's looking all innocent and flirty sitting int hat boggy mist hell, but before you know it he's getting fresh and then you know what happens next.

Steve: Your death gets drunk.

Zack: Yep, then he celebrates by hanging an air freshener shaped like a dolphin to his antlers.

Steve: I'll always remember how close I came to having my death drunk.

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