Steve: Sure I have a billion fangs in a box in my magic lab and I want them to run around and get all over everything.

Zack: No doubt. Gross beast teeth dragged all over your sofa, making scratches in the parquet, fanging up the door begging to be let out.

Steve: Wizards are the worst guys. They're like those guys on the Internet who make sex toys out of stuff you can buy at Home Depot.

Zack: I don't really like where this is headed.

Steve: All I mean is that wizards will turn anything into a golem.

Zack: I don't know about fangs, but you can bet if I had the power to imbue life to piles of objects I would be figuring out ways to hump it.

Steve: And that is why the age of magic is at an end.

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