Steve: This thing is pretty awesome. It's a tornado that can punch you.
Zack: Or it can jerk you off.
Steve: There isn't any proof it can do that.
Zack: I've heard stories about the big one. The monster tornado. The city killer.
Zack: An F5 will rub your pud raw.
Steve: An F5 can put a piece of straw through a stop sign.
Zack: Exactly, imagine what that could do to your unit.
Steve: It could punch it for 4D6+7 damage.
Zack: That's why I never tip.
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'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.