Steve: This thing is pretty awesome. It's a tornado that can punch you.

Zack: Or it can jerk you off.

Steve: There isn't any proof it can do that.

Zack: I've heard stories about the big one. The monster tornado. The city killer.

Zack: An F5 will rub your pud raw.

Steve: An F5 can put a piece of straw through a stop sign.

Zack: Exactly, imagine what that could do to your unit.

Steve: It could punch it for 4D6+7 damage.

Zack: That's why I never tip.

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