Zack: Roger Clemens forced to take the stand in his own defense.
Steve: I get the feeling Goldilocks is about to get punched through a wall by a gross dude with veins all over.
Zack: Maybe they can reboot the Hulk franchise again and have this guy throw an army tank at some other version of hulkiness, like a fart hulk or maybe a Russian hulk.
Steve: Give it enough time and fart hulk would make it into one of these books.
Zack: This pummeled side of beef is juuuuuuust right.
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.