Zack: Roger Clemens forced to take the stand in his own defense.

Steve: I get the feeling Goldilocks is about to get punched through a wall by a gross dude with veins all over.

Zack: Maybe they can reboot the Hulk franchise again and have this guy throw an army tank at some other version of hulkiness, like a fart hulk or maybe a Russian hulk.

Steve: Give it enough time and fart hulk would make it into one of these books.

Zack: This pummeled side of beef is juuuuuuust right.

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