Zack: Roger Clemens forced to take the stand in his own defense.
Steve: I get the feeling Goldilocks is about to get punched through a wall by a gross dude with veins all over.
Zack: Maybe they can reboot the Hulk franchise again and have this guy throw an army tank at some other version of hulkiness, like a fart hulk or maybe a Russian hulk.
Steve: Give it enough time and fart hulk would make it into one of these books.
Zack: This pummeled side of beef is juuuuuuust right.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.