Hel-Looks SWAT
Mari (16) and Saara (15)
Mari: "I'm wearing a self made Harry Potter scarf and boots which I like to wear when larping. Porn model Dita von Teese is the most stylish person in the world."
Saara: "I'm wearing a skirt with two underskirts, a second hand pullover and a self made bag. Drag Queen 06 Miss Cristal Snow is the most stylish person I know. I would like to buy a cigarette holder."
Zack: Lesbian Dr. Who introduces her new sidekick to a unisex bathroom that is bigger on the inside than the outside.
Dr. Thorpe: I feel conflicted about this picture because on one hand it's pretty ridiculous but on the other hand I think I have a really good shot at having sex with both of these girls at the same time.
Zack: On the third and glowing hand that cannot be ignored you must remember that you cannot smell this picture.
Dr. Thorpe: Even though they're underage and they live across the world, something in my reptile brain doesn't want me to jeopardize that by being too rough on them.
Zack: "Boots which I like to wear when larping," says Mari.
Dr. Thorpe: There aren't a lot of worse phrases than that.
Zack: It always bums me out when I find out some horrible American subculture exists in foreign countries. It's like when I learned the Japanese all go to Kentucky Fried Chicken for the American Thanksgiving. Just like us.
Dr. Thorpe: "Boots which I like to wear when open-mouth kissing my dog." Nah, not as bad.
Zack: "Boots which I like to wear when I'm draining my carbuncles."
Dr. Thorpe: Nah, there's maybe a medical reason for that. Keep trying, let's see if we can do this.
Dr. Thorpe: "Boots which I like to wear when reading manga at a Ron Paul rally."
Zack: "Boots which I like to wear when I'm on a date with John Mayer."
Zack: No, that still doesn't win, because at least libertarians probably have weed and an Internet law degree.
Dr. Thorpe: How about, "Boots which I like to wear when me and my friend are both having sex with David Thorpe at once."
Zack: Do they know about the peeing? I think I should let them know somehow.
Dr. Thorpe: Be my guest, I bet they'd love it.
Zack: "Boots which I like to wear when I'm getting wetted the fuck down by David Thorpe."
Dr. Thorpe: Oh shit, I figured it out. I think I know why I think they'd have sex with me. It's because the one on the right looks like me. Like, if I blowdry my hair for too long.
Zack: I really dig the Scandinavian extra vowel in her name. You should give that a try. Daavid.
Dr. Thorpe: I think you should do it, but drop the C. Zaak.
Zack: Daavid Thorpe gonna pee all over himself as a girl and her Time Lord friend. Zaak gonna watch.
