Retro SWAT 3
Dr. Thorpe: Oh shit, more "GUYS."
Zack: GUYS love SWEATERS.
Both: Holy crap! That sweater has belt loops!
Zack: The sheer madness of that is staggering. Maybe it's full of iron pellets and keeps his sweater from floating away on a rainbow colored zephyr that breezes through the hallucinations these designers were having.
Dr. Thorpe: Plus he's got that thing on his neck. He spent all his money on a big sweaterbelt and couldn't afford to upgrade to the turtleneck model.
Zack: It's the mod male version of Isidore Duncan. It will be a tragedy on the highway with Zipper Joe over there.
Dr. Thorpe: If these four guys had a band, it would be the worst band you've ever heard. The top two are the singer and guitarist, the bottom two are the rhythm section.
Zack: What's with the guys in the banana sweaters in the hunting lodge? I think they're laughing because someone in khakis just shouted "whoa, come mister tally man guys, what the hell?"
Dr. Thorpe: There's a banana on the wall behind them, too. Weird.
Zack: In case you were wondering, here was my inspiration for these beautiful outfits: the majesty of the banana.
Dr. Thorpe: Combined with the modern flair of a malfunctioning television and the scientifical fascination of eye-melting moiré patterns.
Zack: Do not attempt to adjust your sweater. GUYS controls the horizontal. GUYS controls the vertical. I like the dude on the left and his sweater vest built into the sweater. Maybe if he's cold they'll just knit it to look like a parka on top too.
Dr. Thorpe: They should knit a girlfriend onto one side of it too, because this photo is a little too pathetic.
Zack: I'm pretty sure the guy with the sweater belt is the girlfriend. Did I say sweater belt? I meant "Deep Seas."
Dr. Thorpe: Is Nantuk Ombre some sort of Martian pattern genius who talks to trees and creates bewildering knits and ridiculous belt technology?
Zack: I think "In Nantuk Ombre" is Spanish for "The Sweater's Blood."
