In retrospect, "Content-Aware Photoshops Come Alive" was probably too much of a techno-nerd title, one that didn't quite convey that readers would get to see celebrities and politicians looking all fucked up and shit. So I've snazzed up the series title in hopes that people will pay more attention to the second round of stretched-out faces, and also that they might go back and check out what the SA Goons did last week, because it's pretty great.
Gentle creature Mark Zuckerberg informs you that he enjoys his dog and wife the normal human amount. That he has a plan. That he will be Gentle Leader.
Afraid of ideas and free speech? Well then you better not read this article, coward.
Candles scented like Destiny planets - increases KDR by 26%!
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