Fashion SWAT

Retro SWAT

Thursday, February 24, 2005 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

Zack: Oh look, Joe Hackett sold the plane and will be making flights out of Nantucket using only his shirt.
Dr. Thorpe: Case closed.

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About This Column

Fashion SWAT... the fashion industry is obsessed with impracticality. We know that what designers create was never meant to be worn by the grimy masses, but that doesn't somehow diminish how ridiculous many of these costumes are. Make no mistake, they are costumes, and like a Halloween prize pageant we will turn our discerning gaze on the grievous fashion misfires of Paris, Milan, and New York. We're not pulling any punches, and we're definitely not interested in making any friends. We're Joan Rivers without Melissa Rivers to temper our screeching. We're the Fashion Police in jack boots. We are Fashion SWAT.