February 2, 2009
~*~ Goons With Spoons ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Wiggles

It's.... BACON!!!! baconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbacon
- Bacon is forthwith bannished for one week in GWS.
So it is written, so shall it be.
Meat Tank
- The straw that broke the camel's back.
What should I eat in Paris?
Sont-ils vraiment manger végétarien à Paris?
Food Co-op - What the frig is Salsify?
- I have 600 pounds of apples now what do I do?
~*~ Helldump ~*~
Reppin': Olewithmilk

Sterra thread posted in the manner of a Sterra post - Sterra! STERRRRRRRRRRA!!! - Marlon Brando, A Street Car Named Desire (1951)
how DARE people not have enough money for their sick children - Goons are loathe to part with two things. 1) Their taxes. 2) Their sympathy.
It's that time again Two Worlds - A Brief status report RE: Two Worlds: Still an eggheaded virgin baby.
This Week on Something Awful...
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The Top Ten Albums of 2009...
Garbage Day
...in the soon-to-be-published opinions of other critics, most of whom are wrong.
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Improper Ganda!
Photoshop Phriday
Propaganda! Don't believe what you see, don't believe what you read.
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LEVI SAYS RELAX
Johnston Checks In
Levi Johnston responds to more of Sarah Palin's attacks as his alter ego, Ricky Hollywood.
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Burrito!! Doritos!! Fiesta!! Antipasto!!
AwfulVision
This week: a video so bad, not even Glenn Danzig can save it. Abandon all hope, ye who enter.

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