Google Hates Something Awful
A comparison of the three major search engines using popular columns and features from Something Awful.
Searching for "Second Life Safari":
Microsoft Live results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Yahoo results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Google results: No top results for Something Awful.
Searching for "Your Band Sucks":
Microsoft Live results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Yahoo results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Google results: No top results for Something Awful.
Searching for "Weekend Web":
Microsoft Live results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Yahoo results: Something Awful is the #2 result.
Google results: No top results for Something Awful.
Searching for "ROM Pit":
Microsoft Live results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Yahoo results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Google results: No top results for Something Awful.
Searching for "Comedy Goldmine":
Microsoft Live results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Yahoo results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Google results: No top results for Something Awful.
Searching for "Video Game Article":
Microsoft Live results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Yahoo results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Google results: No top results for Something Awful.
Searching for "Jeff K":
Microsoft Live results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Yahoo results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Google results: No top results for Something Awful.
Searching for "General Bullshit":
Microsoft Live results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Yahoo results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Google results: No top results for Something Awful.
Searching for "Awful Link of the Day":
Microsoft Live results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Yahoo results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Google results: No top results for Something Awful.
Searching for "Fashion SWAT":
Microsoft Live results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Yahoo results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Google results: No top results for Something Awful.
Searching for "Leonard Crabs":
Microsoft Live results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Yahoo results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Google results: No top results for Something Awful.
Searching for "The Horrors of Pornography":
Microsoft Live results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Yahoo results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Google results: No top results for Something Awful.
Searching for "Photoshop Phriday":
Microsoft Live results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Yahoo results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Google results: Something Awful is the #29 result (YAY WE FINALLY SHOWED UP!!!).
Draw your own conclusions!
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