Google Hates Something Awful

A comparison of the three major search engines using popular columns and features from Something Awful.

Searching for "Second Life Safari":

Microsoft Live results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Yahoo results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Google results: No top results for Something Awful.

Searching for "Your Band Sucks":

Microsoft Live results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Yahoo results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Google results: No top results for Something Awful.

Searching for "Weekend Web":

Microsoft Live results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Yahoo results: Something Awful is the #2 result.
Google results: No top results for Something Awful.

Searching for "ROM Pit":

Microsoft Live results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Yahoo results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Google results: No top results for Something Awful.

Searching for "Comedy Goldmine":

Microsoft Live results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Yahoo results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Google results: No top results for Something Awful.

Searching for "Video Game Article":

Microsoft Live results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Yahoo results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Google results: No top results for Something Awful.

Searching for "Jeff K":

Microsoft Live results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Yahoo results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Google results: No top results for Something Awful.

Searching for "General Bullshit":

Microsoft Live results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Yahoo results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Google results: No top results for Something Awful.

Searching for "Awful Link of the Day":

Microsoft Live results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Yahoo results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Google results: No top results for Something Awful.

Searching for "Fashion SWAT":

Microsoft Live results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Yahoo results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Google results: No top results for Something Awful.

Searching for "Leonard Crabs":

Microsoft Live results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Yahoo results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Google results: No top results for Something Awful.

Searching for "The Horrors of Pornography":

Microsoft Live results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Yahoo results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Google results: No top results for Something Awful.

Searching for "Photoshop Phriday":

Microsoft Live results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Yahoo results: Something Awful is the #1 result.
Google results: Something Awful is the #29 result (YAY WE FINALLY SHOWED UP!!!).

Draw your own conclusions!

- Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka

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