"Can you work out what this page is all about?? What on earth is this page all about??"
Judging by Bongo's home page, "cows" would seem to be a decent guess. Also, it links to a list of phobias, the most relevant of which are cacophobia (fear of ugliness) and melophobia (fear of music, in this case Chuck Berry MIDIs).
Primarily, though, Bongo exists as a vehicle for self-impressed wackiness. But unlike the similarly named Zombo, this page provides some functionality, most notably a section displaying "Awards" bestowed by even stupider sites, many of which appear to be unintentionally retarded. To answer Bongo's question, this page is all about directing people to atrocious Tripod and Geocities pages, making it something of a hundred-Awful-Links-in-one depository.
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.