"Can you work out what this page is all about?? What on earth is this page all about??"
Judging by Bongo's home page, "cows" would seem to be a decent guess. Also, it links to a list of phobias, the most relevant of which are cacophobia (fear of ugliness) and melophobia (fear of music, in this case Chuck Berry MIDIs).
Primarily, though, Bongo exists as a vehicle for self-impressed wackiness. But unlike the similarly named Zombo, this page provides some functionality, most notably a section displaying "Awards" bestowed by even stupider sites, many of which appear to be unintentionally retarded. To answer Bongo's question, this page is all about directing people to atrocious Tripod and Geocities pages, making it something of a hundred-Awful-Links-in-one depository.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.