"Can you work out what this page is all about?? What on earth is this page all about??"
Judging by Bongo's home page, "cows" would seem to be a decent guess. Also, it links to a list of phobias, the most relevant of which are cacophobia (fear of ugliness) and melophobia (fear of music, in this case Chuck Berry MIDIs).
Primarily, though, Bongo exists as a vehicle for self-impressed wackiness. But unlike the similarly named Zombo, this page provides some functionality, most notably a section displaying "Awards" bestowed by even stupider sites, many of which appear to be unintentionally retarded. To answer Bongo's question, this page is all about directing people to atrocious Tripod and Geocities pages, making it something of a hundred-Awful-Links-in-one depository.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.