"Can you work out what this page is all about?? What on earth is this page all about??"
Judging by Bongo's home page, "cows" would seem to be a decent guess. Also, it links to a list of phobias, the most relevant of which are cacophobia (fear of ugliness) and melophobia (fear of music, in this case Chuck Berry MIDIs).
Primarily, though, Bongo exists as a vehicle for self-impressed wackiness. But unlike the similarly named Zombo, this page provides some functionality, most notably a section displaying "Awards" bestowed by even stupider sites, many of which appear to be unintentionally retarded. To answer Bongo's question, this page is all about directing people to atrocious Tripod and Geocities pages, making it something of a hundred-Awful-Links-in-one depository.
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
Once again I'm stuck with a useless egg man statue and nobody to tend to my robust physical and emotional needs. Worst of all, the egg man didn't even come with a stool. I have to share my recliner and bed with him, and he is not sensitive to my needs at all.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.