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12/31/2003 2004: A Look Ahead Tom "moof" Davies
12/30/2003 Camp Internet Welcomes You Josh "Livestock" Boruff
12/29/2003 There On Gilligan's Island Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
12/28/2003 Yearly Media Reach-Around Service Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
12/27/2003 New Year's Eve Throughout History Dennis "Corin Tucker's...
12/27/2003 Paris Hilton, Please Get Dressed! Ben "Greasnin" Platt
12/25/2003 MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE KING OF KASH Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
12/25/2003 The Martian Invasion Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
12/23/2003 Happy SA Shotglass Day! Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
12/23/2003 I'm Mad As Cattle and I'm Not Gonna Take It Josh "Livestock" Boruff
12/21/2003 A New Sign of the End Times Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
12/20/2003 The Butterfly Effect Ben "Greasnin" Platt
12/19/2003 It's a Terrible Life Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
12/18/2003 Some Soldiers Saved! Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
12/17/2003 Moof for President Tom "moof" Davies
12/16/2003 Downed By Crabs Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
12/16/2003 On the Importance of Grappling Hooks and Jetpacks Josh "Livestock" Boruff
12/14/2003 Saddam: The Next 20 Years Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
12/13/2003 I Was a Teenage Crustacean Dennis "Corin Tucker's...
12/13/2003 The Yuletide Is Yuleturning Ben "Greasnin" Platt
12/11/2003 The Hottest Holiday Gift Guide Ever! Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
12/11/2003 Role Playing Corner Adventure Module: Dwight's Keep Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
12/09/2003 The Holiday Spirit of the Christmas House Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
12/09/2003 Small Screen Wonder Josh "Livestock" Boruff
12/07/2003 Anything Must Go Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
12/06/2003 Double the Fun Ben "Greasnin" Platt
12/05/2003 Mortal Kombat: The Battle for Belleville Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
12/04/2003 Is Not It Cool? Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
12/03/2003 Nature Schmnature Tom "moof" Davies
12/02/2003 Abraham Lincoln: The Man, The Myth... The Manmyth Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
12/02/2003 Doom 3: Help, I Can't See Shit! Josh "Livestock" Boruff
12/01/2003 Catch the Fever! Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
11/29/2003 PC vs. Mac: It Ends Today Dennis "Corin Tucker's...
11/29/2003 Welcome to Worldland! Ben "Greasnin" Platt
11/27/2003 World Eternal Happiness Month! Jedidiah "Jed" Kirchner
11/27/2003 Rape is Funny! Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
11/25/2003 Oh Hell! Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
11/25/2003 Inexplicable Short Attention Span Adventures Josh "Livestock" Boruff
11/23/2003 Oh My God, It's Full of Junk! Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
11/22/2003 Helping Out the Community Ben "Greasnin" Platt
11/21/2003 The Ghosts Ate All the Stuffing Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
11/20/2003 Welcome to Cabbage Farm! Tom "moof" Davies
11/20/2003 This Timelab is the Pits! Daring "American Hero"...
11/18/2003 SA STRIKES IT RICH!!! Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
11/18/2003 A Visit with Secretary of Transportation Norman Y. Mineta! Norman Y. Mineta
11/16/2003 Batdance In E-Minor Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
11/15/2003 Private Eye For the Straight Guy Dennis "Corin Tucker's...
11/15/2003 Corrections, Retractions, and Omissions Ben "Greasnin" Platt
11/13/2003 I am Laughing in the Face of Death Jedidiah "Jed" Kirchner
11/13/2003 Bad, Worse, and FUCK! Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
11/11/2003 Dogpile! Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
11/11/2003 Five Cent Dream Makeovers Josh "Livestock" Boruff
11/09/2003 American Legends: Private Jessica Lynch Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
11/08/2003 Literotica Ben "Greasnin" Platt
11/07/2003 Trinity and Neo Die in the New Matrix Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
11/06/2003 A Space Invasion! Tom "moof" Davies
11/06/2003 Gary Leon Ridgway is a Shitty Serial Killer Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
11/04/2003 Happy Headaches! Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
11/03/2003 Failed Comercialized Holidays Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
11/01/2003 Not This Time, World! Ben "Greasnin" Platt
10/31/2003 Secrets of the Comic Book Industry Dennis "Corin Tucker's...
10/30/2003 Real Life Halloween Horrors: Mormons Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
10/30/2003 Monster Stories that Didn’t Quite Pan Out Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
10/28/2003 Fire In the Hole! Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
10/28/2003 Learning to Cope with France (France Surrenders) Josh "Livestock" Boruff
10/26/2003 Your Favorite Games Suck - Part Two Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
10/25/2003 Fly the Friendly Skies Ben "Greasnin" Platt
10/24/2003 The Midwest Internet Ghost Hunters Club Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
10/23/2003 The Monthly Video Game Henchmen's 563rd Union Address Blue Guy #762,182
10/23/2003 Your Favorite Games Suck - Part One Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
10/22/2003 The Unwritten History of Halloween Josh "Livestock" Boruff
10/21/2003 Max Payne 2 and Asshole Physics Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
10/19/2003 The Dark Dominick's Experience Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
10/18/2003 Get to Know Your Something Awful Writers! Ben "Greasnin" Platt
10/17/2003 Monsters Of Humor! Dennis "Corin Tucker's...
10/16/2003 Fast Food Fate Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
10/16/2003 Wink Martindale Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
10/14/2003 What a Rotten Columbo Day Cliff "Cliff Yablonski"...
10/14/2003 Groomed to Kill: Beards and Moustaches of Fury Josh "Livestock" Boruff
10/12/2003 placeholder for old man greasnin Zachary "Spokker Jones"...
10/12/2003 In the Land of the Blind Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
10/11/2003 Greasnin and Goofus, Part 2 of 2 Ben "Greasnin" Platt
10/10/2003 Greasnin and Goofus, Part 1 of 2 Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
10/10/2003 Half Life 2 Gone Gold! Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
10/09/2003 RIP: Wally George, the Last True Hero Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
10/07/2003 (Series Part 7): The Energy Bar Challenge, Part II! Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
10/07/2003 24 Hours and Man Do I Gotta Piss Like Hell Josh "Livestock" Boruff
10/06/2003 An Evening With Karyn Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
10/04/2003 Look What You've Done to Me Ben "Greasnin" Platt
10/03/2003 Alas, Poor Frolixo Dennis "Corin Tucker's...
10/02/2003 (Series Part 8): The Energy Bar Challenge! Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
10/02/2003 Battlefield 1942 Blowout Bonanza Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
09/30/2003 Can You Hear Me Now? Probably Not. Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
09/30/2003 Jurassic Patio Adventure Josh "Livestock" Boruff
09/28/2003 The Official ELEAWTA Newsletter for September, 2003 Ben "Greasnin" Platt
09/28/2003 This Shit Sucks Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
09/26/2003 Priest Holmes Gave Me a Hickey Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
09/25/2003 Thank God For the Internet! Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
09/25/2003 American Legends: Glenn Danzig Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
09/24/2003 Iraq: The 51st State... OF DANGER! Josh "Livestock" Boruff
09/23/2003 Cutting Through the Online Romance BS Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
09/21/2003 Greasnin: Behind the Run-on Sentences Ben "Greasnin" Platt
09/21/2003 The Robotic Future of the Military Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
09/19/2003 Saturday Safety Tips Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
09/18/2003 How to Make Glass, Part I Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
09/18/2003 The Happy Meal Revisited Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
09/16/2003 The Future Blows Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
09/16/2003 21st Century Digital Power Chatting eSeminar Josh "Livestock" Boruff
09/14/2003 Canada: Party Capital of the Universe Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
09/13/2003 They're At It Again Ben "Greasnin" Platt
09/12/2003 I'm Sick of my Stupid Roommate Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
09/11/2003 Thursday Night Holy War! Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
09/11/2003 Violence, Racism, and Oppression Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
09/09/2003 Walking the Dog Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
09/09/2003 Hearts of Spandex: An Internet Writer's Apocalypse (Part 2 of 2) Josh "Livestock" Boruff
09/08/2003 Football is In the Air! Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
09/06/2003 Greasnin's Guide to Going Greek Ben "Greasnin" Platt
09/05/2003 Life Lessons: Tards are people too Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
09/04/2003 Hit Shows For Fall of 2003 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
09/04/2003 What the Hell is Going On Here? Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
09/02/2003 What A Goddamn Lousy Veteran's Day by Cliff Yablonski Cliff "Cliff Yablonski"...
09/02/2003 Hearts of Spandex: An Internet Writer's Apocalypse (Part 1 of 2) Josh "Livestock" Boruff
08/31/2003 This is a Review of Soul Calibur II Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
08/30/2003 The Something Awful Back to School Special Ben "Greasnin" Platt
08/29/2003 Coming Soon to a Hobby Shop Near You! Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
08/28/2003 The Perils Surrounding Your Own Home Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
08/28/2003 The Future is Soon! Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
08/26/2003 How to be a Successful Movie Criminal Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
08/26/2003 The SA Media Empire: Behind the Scenes Josh "Livestock" Boruff
08/24/2003 My Tank Has a Great Big Gun Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
08/23/2003 Your Designated Holiday Representatives and You Ben "Greasnin" Platt
08/22/2003 I've Decided to become a Train Conductor Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
08/21/2003 SoBig... SoAnnoying... SoMuchInformation Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
08/21/2003 Zack's Original Miscellany Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
08/19/2003 SA Submission Tuesday: Science! Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
08/19/2003 I AM MAKING A MOCKERY OF YOU, NATURE! Josh "Livestock" Boruff
08/17/2003 Who is Buying All This Crap? Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
08/16/2003 The Terrorists Who Could Ben "Greasnin" Platt
08/14/2003 Well Cat My Dogs, Jim! Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
08/14/2003 Scientific Creationists Must Be Destroyed Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
08/12/2003 Welcome to MegaFunCorp Inc. Globo Trans Adventurevillesland© Theme Park and Chemical Weapons Storage Facility! Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
08/12/2003 Nickelodeon Kids Show Stars: Where Are They Now? Josh "Livestock" Boruff
08/10/2003 American Legends: George S. Patton Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
08/09/2003 How To Write for The West Wing Ben "Greasnin" Platt
08/08/2003 The Advanced Beginner's Guide to Farming Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
08/07/2003 Vote For Me! Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
08/07/2003 SPEWS is Love Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
08/05/2003 Thank You For Purchasing An Internet! Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
08/05/2003 THOSE HARD TACKLES WILL BRING YOU BITTER DAYS #86/#68
08/03/2003 Master of tha Black Arts Baron Ermine Von Icebeats
08/02/2003 We Bring Home Shopping To You! Ben "Greasnin" Platt
08/01/2003 We Are the Robots Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
07/31/2003 A Completely Awful Breakfast Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
07/31/2003 Five and a Half Hours at Best Buy Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
07/29/2003 Fake SA Time Starring Leonard J. Crabs Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
07/29/2003 Fashion Season in the Mushroom Kingdom Josh "Livestock" Boruff
07/27/2003 Science Fiction and Television Go Together Like Dicks and Meat Grinders Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
07/26/2003 Something Awful Dream Dates! Ben "Greasnin" Platt
07/25/2003 Life Lessons: The Needy and the Greedy Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
07/24/2003 (Series Part 6): Cobra After-Action Report for Money to Burn Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
07/23/2003 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhh Chewbacca
07/22/2003 Awful Adventures In the Kitchen: Prelude to Burnt Mushrooms and Onions In Rancid Ass Sauce Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
07/22/2003 Hobosploitation Films Josh "Livestock" Boruff
07/20/2003 The Holloway County Board of Commerce Presents: Opportunity in Success Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
07/19/2003 Inside the Oval Office Ben "Greasnin" Platt
07/18/2003 Journey to the Center of my Bum Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
07/17/2003 Rated Arrrrrrrrrgh!!! Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
07/17/2003 A Day in the Life of a First Person Shooter Hero Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
07/15/2003 Doctor Science Professor Explains It All Doctor Science Professor
07/15/2003 Ray's Inferno (Part Two) Josh "Livestock" Boruff
07/13/2003 Gateorade El Pinto Grande
07/12/2003 State of the Union... of Porn Ben "Greasnin" Platt
07/11/2003 Spotlight: Hollywood! Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
07/10/2003 Attention FBI: I Plan on Destroying RealNetworks Headquarters From an Orbital Laser Cannon Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
07/10/2003 Hateorade Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
07/08/2003 Grams For Grandmas: Respect Your Elders By Giving Them a Trough of Cocaine Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
07/08/2003 Ray's Inferno (Part One) Josh "Livestock" Boruff
07/06/2003 Sorry, No Update Today Ben "Greasnin" Platt
07/06/2003 Something Awful Bagz Squad Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
07/04/2003 Under Seige 3: When Animals Attack Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
07/03/2003 Martha Stewart, I Ain't Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
07/03/2003 When Pride Cometh, Then Cometh Shame Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
07/02/2003 Shepard Smith: Why Is He Such An Asshole? Josh "Livestock" Boruff
07/01/2003 Merry July 4th, You Goddamn Worthless Anti-American Bastards Cliff "Cliff Yablonski"...
06/29/2003 Eastside Treats (Part Two) Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
06/28/2003 Lawsuits and Government Ties Ben "Greasnin" Platt
06/27/2003 Weekend Sports Report Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
06/26/2003 Neo Made Me Do It Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
06/26/2003 Eastside Treats (Part One) Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
06/24/2003 I Swear to Gor Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
06/24/2003 We're Still Waiting Josh "Livestock" Boruff
06/22/2003 Are You There GameSpy? It's Me, Zack. Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
06/21/2003 Throw Me to the Lions Ben "Greasnin" Platt
06/20/2003 All the Children are Insane Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
06/19/2003 Super Senator Orrin Hatch and the Hatchlings Gonna Make Ya Jump, Jump! Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
06/19/2003 99 Minus 79 Ways to Die Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
06/17/2003 Hartsfield Atlanta International Airport: The Center of Hell Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
06/17/2003 I'm The Party Pooper Josh "Livestock" Boruff
06/16/2003 Or So I Have Read Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
06/14/2003 A Father's Day Fiasco Ben "Greasnin" Platt
06/13/2003 The Five Biggest Jerks in Gaming Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
06/13/2003 Something Awful Yard Sale! Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
06/12/2003 Pitfall!: The Movie Part II Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
06/11/2003 Hard Sell For A Hard Shell Josh "Livestock" Boruff
06/10/2003 Pitfall!: The Movie Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
06/09/2003 The Future of Pornography Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
06/07/2003 The Official ELEAWTA Newsletter for May, 2003 Ben "Greasnin" Platt
06/06/2003 Bold Tales of Adventure! (Part 2) Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
06/05/2003 Your News At A Glance Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
06/05/2003 Stupidity in Numbers Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
06/04/2003 Modern Stupidity Josh "Livestock" Boruff
06/03/2003 The Fast and Furious: From 27 to 65 Years In Under Two Weeks Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
06/01/2003 I Am Being Towards So Grillin' That Yours Truly is a Felon El Pinto Grande
05/31/2003 They're All the Man Now, Dawg... I Think Ben "Greasnin" Platt
05/30/2003 Bold Tales of Adventure! (Part 1) Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
05/29/2003 What We Need is More Goddamn Gods! Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
05/29/2003 WHAT TV?! Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
05/27/2003 Testing the Limits of Stupidity Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
05/27/2003 A Gripping Emotional Tribute to THE HUMUNGUS Josh "Livestock" Boruff
05/25/2003 (Series Part 5): Cobra After-Action Report for Lasers in the Night Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
05/24/2003 A Dark Day for Golf, an Average Day for Everyone Else Ben "Greasnin" Platt
05/22/2003 Of Death and Dying Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
05/21/2003 Welcome to the Timelab! Daring "American Hero"...
05/20/2003 Talk Your Way Out of Any Ticket, Any Time Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
05/20/2003 Art Critiquing the Life Out of Your Kids II: The Revenge Josh "Livestock" Boruff
05/19/2003 Take That, Academia! Ben "Greasnin" Platt
05/17/2003 Mythic Mania Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
05/15/2003 Just Talkin' 'Bout Cat Talk, Part II Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
05/15/2003 I See Spiders Everywhere Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
05/14/2003 Lame Computer Lab Boredom Tips Josh "Livestock" Boruff
05/13/2003 Just Talkin' 'Bout Cat Talk, Part I Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
05/11/2003 Look Ma! I'm Updating on a Holiday Again! Ben "Greasnin" Platt
05/11/2003 I EAT TV Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
05/09/2003 My short pants are made of velvet Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
05/08/2003 Initiations Makes Me Hazy Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
05/08/2003 Sunday. Sunday! SUNDAY! Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
05/07/2003 Operation Photoshop Storm: Final Report Josh "Livestock" Boruff
05/06/2003 Welcome to Tornado Alley! Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
05/04/2003 You're Not the Boss of Me! Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
05/03/2003 The Fall of Man Ben "Greasnin" Platt
05/02/2003 Greasnin, I'm calling you back, collect! Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
05/01/2003 SA Psychoanalyzes Psychotic Synopsis Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
05/01/2003 (Series Part 4): Cobra After-Action Report For Operation Iraqi Freedom Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
04/29/2003 Reach For the SARS! Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
04/29/2003 The Blasted Radioactive Frog of Doom Josh "Livestock" Boruff
04/27/2003 American Legends: Thomas Edison Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
04/26/2003 Frolixo, I'm Calling You Out! Ben "Greasnin" Platt
04/25/2003 My Belfry is Full of Chipmunks Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
04/24/2003 The Monthly Video Game Henchmen's 563rd Union Address Blue Guy #762,182
04/24/2003 Thank You For Calling DeathStar Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
04/22/2003 SA Discovery: Childhood Entertainment Disappointment Syndrome (CEDS) Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
04/22/2003 The Best Laid Plans... Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
04/21/2003 Awful Auctions Josh "Livestock" Boruff
04/19/2003 A Religious Experience Ben "Greasnin" Platt
04/18/2003 Let's get physical Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
04/17/2003 Taxation With Insultation Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
04/17/2003 Easter Science Lab Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
04/16/2003 Got Semen? Josh "Livestock" Boruff
04/15/2003 The SA Forums are Open to the Public! Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
04/13/2003 Livin' in a Dictator's Paradise Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
04/12/2003 Adult Situations Ben "Greasnin" Platt
04/11/2003 Internet Relationships Suck Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
04/10/2003 Pulling a Mohammed Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
04/10/2003 Job Hunt 2003! Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
04/09/2003 Operation Photoshop Storm Josh "Livestock" Boruff
04/08/2003 AMEIRCANS ARE NUMBAR ONE, FRENCHES ARE NUMBAR 30049291!!! JEFF K!!!!!!!!!!!
04/06/2003 Fair Game, Pt. 2 Ben "Greasnin" Platt
04/06/2003 Lives In Baghdad! El Pinto Grande
04/04/2003 Daddy Needs a New Pair of Shoes Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
04/03/2003 Schroedinger's Cat: Dead, Alive, and Furniture Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
04/03/2003 Unlocking the Bible Code Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
04/01/2003 April Fool's Day! Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
04/01/2003 LOL: Level One Linguistics Josh "Livestock" Boruff
03/30/2003 Fair Game, pt. 1 Ben "Greasnin" Platt
03/30/2003 So You Want to Be a Super Hero? Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
03/28/2003 Bad Versus Worse: Nazi Germany Vs. Imperial Japan Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
03/28/2003 Bad Versus Worse: Nazi Germany Vs. Imperial Japan Pt. 2 Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
03/27/2003 Bow Down to My Internet Browser, Mortal! Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
03/25/2003 War In Iraq: An Exclusive Report From the Frontlines! Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
03/25/2003 Glory to the New Age of Celestial-Mind Protoscience! Josh "Livestock" Boruff
03/23/2003 The Best of Something Awful (2003 Edition) Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
03/23/2003 The Official ELEAWTA Newsletter Ben "Greasnin" Platt
03/21/2003 Welcome to Detroit! Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
03/20/2003 Bloodsuckers Take America By Storm: the REAL Terror Alert! Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
03/20/2003 Mods For Real Life Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
03/18/2003 What I Learned Last Week, By Rich Lowtax Kyanka, Age 26 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
03/18/2003 My Home in the Land Called Internet Josh "Livestock" Boruff
03/16/2003 Nipples for Freedom Ben "Greasnin" Platt
03/16/2003 Attack, Destroy, Kill! Please. Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
03/14/2003 (Series Part 3): Cobra After-Action Report: Primordial Plot Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
03/14/2003 Food of the Gods Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
03/13/2003 Smudge the Hate - Part Two Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
03/11/2003 Will Rock Will Rock, Seriously Sam, Quake 3 Arena Tournament 2003 Alpha (Part .001 of 1,000,000) Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
03/11/2003 The United States of Conspiracy Josh "Livestock" Boruff
03/09/2003 War and Peace* (*More War) Ben "Greasnin" Platt
03/09/2003 Smudge the Hate - Part One Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
03/07/2003 Lets go Camping you Nerds! (Part 2) Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
03/06/2003 The New and Improved Axis of Evil ™, Part 0 of -18 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
03/06/2003 Small Town Attractions Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
03/04/2003 Safe in Seattle, Part 132 of 19 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
03/04/2003 Very Heavy Television That Breaks Ground: Part 2 of 2 Josh "Livestock" Boruff
03/03/2003 My Tank Has Armor Plate to Save Me From Hate Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
03/02/2003 Who Will Be Number Three? Ben "Greasnin" Platt
02/28/2003 Let's go Camping you Nerds! (Part 1) Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
02/27/2003 Fundamentalist Fashion Showdown! Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
02/27/2003 American Legends: Abraham Lincoln Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
02/25/2003 A Solemn Moment of Silence for Those Who Have Fallen Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
02/25/2003 Very Heavy Television That Breaks Ground: Part 1 of 52 Josh "Livestock" Boruff
02/23/2003 Goodbye Dolly Ben "Greasnin" Platt
02/23/2003 American Legends: George Washington Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
02/21/2003 Canada Why Josh "Livestock" Boruff
02/21/2003 Sweet Jesus, It's Gnome Season! Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
02/19/2003 The Gang's All Here! Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
02/18/2003 Mothers, Let Your Kids Grow Up to Be Lawyers! Leonard "J." Crabs
02/18/2003 (Series Part 2): Cobra After-Action Report for Cobra Stops the World Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
02/16/2003 Shave and a Haircut Ben "Greasnin" Platt
02/16/2003 (Series Part 1): Cobra After-Action Report for Twenty Questions Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
02/15/2003 A Beginner's Guide to Farming Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
02/14/2003 I Will Survive! Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
02/12/2003 Capitalism Cops: In Color! Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
02/11/2003 Cleaning Up Al-Qaida Josh "Livestock" Boruff
02/10/2003 Welcome to Dork Neck, Alabama, You Stupid City Folk! Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
02/09/2003 Do It Stupid! Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
02/08/2003 The Patriot Act II: Electric Boogaloo Ben "Greasnin" Platt
02/07/2003 Whoops! Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
02/06/2003 Iraq Must Be Destroyed! Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
02/05/2003 You Got a Problem, Yo, I'll Solve It (Part II) Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
02/04/2003 You Got a Problem, Yo, I'll Solve It (Part I) Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
02/04/2003 Safe-T Rider Is Going To Kill Us All Josh "Livestock" Boruff
02/03/2003 Security Shenanigans Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
02/02/2003 Osama bin Laundry Ben "Greasnin" Platt
02/01/2003 Teleport into Tomorrow Integral
01/31/2003 My Tank Fires Bullets That Weigh a Ton Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
01/29/2003 A Slice of Lunar Pie, BURNT TO A CRISP Josh "Livestock" Boruff
01/29/2003 They're Out to Get Us All! Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
01/27/2003 Olly-Olly Oxen Macht Frei Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
01/27/2003 A Guide to Living in Random US Deathtraps Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
01/26/2003 Avast, It Be Sunday! Ben "Greasnin" Platt
01/24/2003 Course of the Evil RIAA Empire Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
01/24/2003 Title Goes Here Integral
01/22/2003 Saddam Hussein Has Made Me Rich! Josh "Livestock" Boruff
01/22/2003 From the Atari to the Xbox: a Descent Into Console Hell Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
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