Hillary Clinton's Tall Tale Generator

Hillary Clinton has been burning up the airwaves with a series of dubious claims lately in an effort to advance her cause to win the Democratic nomination. First there was her misspeaking about coming under sniper fire in Bosnia, her sad tale of a woman without health insurance, and a strange claim about opposing the War in Iraq before her Democratic rival Barack Obama. Hillary is such a sympathetic figure that I thought it was my duty to save her the trouble of coming up with these and develop a system for her to generate them at the push of a button. I bring you, Hillary Clinton's Tall Tale Generator. Refresh the page for another tall tale.

- Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons

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