Hillary Clinton has been burning up the airwaves with a series of dubious claims lately in an effort to advance her cause to win the Democratic nomination. First there was her misspeaking about coming under sniper fire in Bosnia, her sad tale of a woman without health insurance, and a strange claim about opposing the War in Iraq before her Democratic rival Barack Obama. Hillary is such a sympathetic figure that I thought it was my duty to save her the trouble of coming up with these and develop a system for her to generate them at the push of a button. I bring you, Hillary Clinton's Tall Tale Generator. Refresh the page for another tall tale.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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