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The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• Extreme Rules: Technically Not an S&M Convention (7:30 EST)
• Swollen lump on my perineum . It is growing.
• [DayZ Origins] GamersGoneWild Brand New Server
• Prime World - You got MOBA in my ANNO
• NHL Playoff GDT 5/19 - Don't worry, a good game is on at 7:30
• Mosquito/tick induced fever
• Nikon S9200 - 18x zoom, 16mp, random picture of Taylor Swift, $123
• DC Universe Online: Bruce and Lex's Bogus Journey