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The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• NHL GDT 5/24 - How many times will NBC play that goddamn Fall Out Boy song
• I've lost my objectivity. Critique my mix?
• I am clueless about boundaries and body language in relationships
• AT&T added a fee to their bills, get out of your contract with no ETF
• [electronic] mathbonus - Solicitude
• PhysX won't install - states new/current version already installed
• Here We Go With A Ridiculous MAD Fold-In They Didn't Want You To See!
• 18 year old jailed on terrorism charges for posting rap video online