From the Desks of the Ninth Circle

Mean Girl Lindsay Lohan wantonly tore this from her notepad:

Dungeon Master Gary Gygax probably never counted on this being seen:

Shady lobbyist Jack Abramoff writes his notes in blood:

A lot of good men died to bring you the scratchings of Karl Rove:

From within the bowels of the office that brought you StarForce:

Quiet everybody, Jesse Jackson has something to say:

- Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons

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