Leaked Simpsons Movie Script

The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• My house mate isn't paying rent
• You changed your name? Please tell me about it!
• Tell me why my sh!t alarm is going off (plumbing help)
• Why yes, I'll be your personal gun shopper....
• Boyfriend is a drunk, I'm an idiot
• Tell me about being a manager at a movie theater/multiplex
• Amazon DOTD - Goal Zero Guide 10 Solar Charge Kit for phones/AA for $89
• Kickstarter fund a sexual assault manual!