Nintendo Power: The Lost Pages

The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• Let's Play Technobabble: The JRPG
• Star Trek: "Stop with the damn metaphors!" [NO SPOILER TAGS FOR MOVIE TALK]
• Space Exploration in Games: Nowhere to be found.
• Kim Schmitz: I invented two-factor authentification (and I got a patent to prove it)
• Summertime in SimValley, Sims gone wild! - The Sims Bustin' Out GBA
• Looks for help and input on my boat seat project
• NHL GDT 5/22 - On second thought, hold the mozzarella sticks
• NaissanceE | Abstract First Person Exploration