Awful Sports
In an effort to be more macho, this Phriday is all about sports. Unlike the gay sports you see on TV, these sports are as manly as they come. But that's pretty much what you would you expect when the Something Awful Goons tackle a theme like Awful Sports. While you spent the week filling out forms, the Goons were busy coming up with all manner of horrible sports ideas celebrating violence, death, murder, and the absurd.
To get things started, here is my entry calling for the immediate manslaughter of hobos:

It doesn't end there, though. Plenty more images await your clicking:
Page 2: Sports As Boring As Tarnation
Page 3: Handicap Accessible Sports
Page 4: Goodbye Cruel World
Page 5: Too Extreme For My Shorts
Page 6: Not Quite Olympics
Page 7: Not Enough Violence!
Page 8: Football, Meet Groin
Page 9: At the Races
Page 10: Watersportin'
Page 11: Wrapping Up The Goods
Page 12: Welcome to Camp Crap

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