"Unbelieveably Fat Man" reminds me of how I lost my millions:
Speaking of scams, "Lumpy" knows that corporate humor never misses! Never! Ever! Oops!
"Agent019" spends his days working as a caboose:
"Firetruck" is a big jerk, but we don't care enough about him to be mad:
Hooray for "GIIIULTRA" and his paranoia: