"Stepping Razor" just ass-raped my appetite:

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"BillTCow" is prepared to survive at all costs:

"Digital Arse" made this image. Wes Craven and Clive Barker agree that it's the scariest thing since "Jerry Maguire."

You can count on "El Pollo Diablo" to rattle some bones:

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