History's Unsent Telegrams
"Bastard" has solved a real caper. Too bad nothing was done about it.
"Nakar" is hot on the scent of a major thief. P.S. DO IT ROCKAFELLA!
"Kynes" finds this lost telegram, which is a remarkable help if you ask me.
"Delphiki" is some kind of comedian I think.
"Irish Bandit" stole my potato.