Variety Pack #6: Baseball Boy and the Man-Chair!
"Ackbar" uses that vicious chokehold of his on something other than a penis.

"Dominic" is a very gay man.

"Old Grendel" masters the art of proper bating.

It ain't pretty, but hey, it's a freakin' land shark. Welcome aboard, "Pirate Tom"! Your office is somewhere in the basement.

"Nicky Lemons" enjoys launching kids out of cannons.

