Hood to Hood

Gang members live the thug life everywhere, even on the computer. Make that especially on the computer. These guys are the real deal.

I do all my thuggery online, it's easier that way. Like telecommuting but with violence.

Nobody knows where "BabyAsh" is coming from, but we can tell it's definitely not from any kind of school or library.

Is it possible to get fired from a gang? Because "QueensFinest101" is going to be in trouble if the gang boss finds out.

"lilTitan" seems like a pretty cool guy (curmudgeon).

"6 poppin, 5 droppin" is a little antiquated, today it's more like "6 typin, 5 readin and gettin flustered."

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