My new emo band, Gewgaw and the Salami Swami

Here are our names:
Johnny Rutabaga, Vocals
Nostradomus Von Squidgengap III, grand piano
Glossolalia, Cello
Jethro Pooenis, Gutbucket and banjo
Haggus McDooperDoo, Electrified One-String Bass
Steve, Guitar

Our first album is called, "Floccinaucinihilipilification and sleepytime somnambulism".

Here are the lyrics from my song, "Excrement Machivelli".

My heart has triskaidekaphobia
Do you know what that means?
Do you know what that means?
No one does

You are my Ryner nugget,
you are my Wickiup,
Stop this Chicanery,
look what you've done to me
I can't sleep I can't
I'm not your offal perineum

No pusicification
Let's go to Katoomba
Just you and me and the stars and that Cuban
[scream] His name is KHAAAAN!

My heart has triskaidekaphobia
Do you know what that means?
Do you know what that means?
No one does

Post-Coital is cadaverous
My sails are at half mast
Take my tears and defenstrate
Balderdash, Calcify your hate
I sit alone, I abstemious
My heart is a trampoline.

Stop speaking in krypto-spanish.

My heart has triskaidekaphobia
Do you know what that means?
Do you know what that means?
No one does

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And here's a next single, "Blenorrhagical".

Told you about this girl,
she won't listen to me
My eyes are her reliquary,
She drinks me so swarthily
Am I now occidental?
Or am I just mental?

I'm belligerent and klismaphiliac.

Stop haunting me, you turdblossom
You broke my guitar
I carry the scars
And the fugnuggetry
Blenorrhagical, All the way.

I'm belligerent and klismaphiliac.

Snausages have schnozzled
Destroy my spume, Sir Scruffington
I've been infected with punneria
And lost my funoodle
Oh god where is my funoodle?
I can't find my funoodle.

I'm belligerent and klismaphiliac.

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I apologize for the lack of clarity in the last contest. I originally wanted to put the word up on the frontpage, but didn't make that clear. So, I took everyone's words and made these songs out of them. For the next contest, I want a picture of a turtle wearing a tophat or any fine clothing (most preferably a tophat). Can be any turtle, doing anything, in any format. (I would prefer MS paint). I will put the up on the frontpage (not the Daily Dirt) for my November 13th update, along with a thank you and your name.

Have a good Sunday.

– Kevin "The Goblin" Wilson

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