First of all, I'd like to send a big thank you to forums user "fork banger" for the excellent photoshops that went with today's update. If you need someone to do any graphic design, I would recommend him. You can find his website at www.reno-designs.com or by clicking here .
I got a great response from people after my last update and I want to thank everyone who sent in mail about it. Except that one guy who wouldn't stop mailing me about my obvious anti-capitalism agenda. That guy was an idiot.
If you'd like to email me, the number to call is firstname.lastname@example.org. That number again is .
Ask any cowboy and they'll tell you: The deadliest snake in the wild west is Lava-Filled Hole Shaped Exactly Like A Cowboy Silhouette
Garfield is a poison of bigotry on our culture and I have never been more offended on behalf of people than I am right now.
Ben Garrison's Cartoons are finally explained!
The Daily Dirt serves as a column for all Something Awful frontpage writers to write about, well, whatever they feel like putting into the Daily Dirt!