First of all, I'd like to send a big thank you to forums user "fork banger" for the excellent photoshops that went with today's update. If you need someone to do any graphic design, I would recommend him. You can find his website at www.reno-designs.com or by clicking here .
I got a great response from people after my last update and I want to thank everyone who sent in mail about it. Except that one guy who wouldn't stop mailing me about my obvious anti-capitalism agenda. That guy was an idiot.
If you'd like to email me, the number to call is [email protected]. That number again is .
A broadcasting legend pleads with the world of the living.
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
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