First of all, I'd like to send a big thank you to forums user "fork banger" for the excellent photoshops that went with today's update. If you need someone to do any graphic design, I would recommend him. You can find his website at www.reno-designs.com or by clicking here .
I got a great response from people after my last update and I want to thank everyone who sent in mail about it. Except that one guy who wouldn't stop mailing me about my obvious anti-capitalism agenda. That guy was an idiot.
If you'd like to email me, the number to call is firstname.lastname@example.org. That number again is .
Game of Thrones has mercilessly killed off characters over the years, but these lesser characters are still waiting to meet their fate.
What movies other than Rat Race could be improved by the surprising entrance of Smash Mouth?
day 2: still working on the car
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