First of all, I'd like to send a big thank you to forums user "fork banger" for the excellent photoshops that went with today's update. If you need someone to do any graphic design, I would recommend him. You can find his website at www.reno-designs.com or by clicking here .
I got a great response from people after my last update and I want to thank everyone who sent in mail about it. Except that one guy who wouldn't stop mailing me about my obvious anti-capitalism agenda. That guy was an idiot.
If you'd like to email me, the number to call is [email protected]. That number again is .
Pope Francis, the best Pope, has a number of upcoming encyclicals to change the way Catholics view the world.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
The Daily Dirt serves as a column for all Something Awful frontpage writers to write about, well, whatever they feel like putting into the Daily Dirt!