This being my second article, I thought I'd take a second to say hi and thank anyone who sent me nice emails about my first article. On a completely unrelated note, my email wasn’t working when my first update went up, so I didn't actually recieve any of that email. But I'm sure it was nice and full of job offers and marriage proposals and things like that.
Because an article about video games that doesn't even mention a single actual video game probably isn't going to get anyone into a fever of letter writing, let me provide a list of my dislikes in the interest of stirring discussion:
When I got this job I was so happy that I looked like this on the inside but not the outside because this isn't me.Things I don’t like:
In a shameless rip-off of Bob “BobServo” Mackey, I’ll go ahead and say that if you send me anything particularly interesting I might respond to it in a Daily Dirt. Or I might not. I don’t know. Either way, you can send me shit at firstname.lastname@example.org.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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