3 points ain't worth it man.
I wasn't really planning on writing an update about my adventures this past weekend, but every other idea fell flat so I decided to just tell about some of the highlights. Its really just a big Daily Dirt since all of it is real. I plan to go to the same event next year, so I hope to see some of you there. We need more wizards so we can fend off the orc hordes and save the Halfling village. My parents read my updates so I left out the part where I do acid and swung from a vine into the lake and swam to the island where I met a mermaid. It was awesome.
I just finished off destroying Egypt and now hold all of Persia and the Middle East, but all of a sudden Macedon declared war on me and I was all like "wtf". I'm playing as Pontus. I like this video game. It makes me forget about my horrible life.
A Message of Hope From Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Frolixo: Livestock, do you have anything you want to say to the readers this week?
Livestock: Frolixo is the coolest.
Frolixo: Anything else?
Livestock: I'm gay.
There you have it folks.
Johnny "Doc Evil" Titanium made this image out of the femur bones of dead migrant workers.
Top 10 Billionaires in the World? Most Powerful People in Tech? We've seen lists just like these for decades now. Recent features like Best Billionaires Under 40 have attempted to shake things up by getting more specific, but they need to go even further.
RT mobile games reviewer Jeff Glukhov quits RT after being forced to give pro-Russian reviews to various iPhone and Android games.
Did anybody even want this sequel?
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