Zack: Before the colonists arrived, they had their own civilization.
Steve: They used every part of the comet.Zack: "These blankets will keep you warm while you're silver surfing."
Steve: "We will give you these beautiful necklaces and a promise of friendship in exchange for the part of the galaxy you don't even use."
Zack: Nothing quite like laughing about our ancestral genocide of Native Americans.
Steve: My family came here after that happened.Zack: My Great-great-great-great-grandfather died during the frontier wars.
Zack: He fell out of a teepee.
Steve: See you next time, everybody.
Zack: Don't forget to Like the Facebook page for my upcoming novel Liminal States for updates and free book giveaways.
Steve: That book still isn't out yet?
Zack: Nope. It comes out in April, but you can pre-order it now.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.