Zack: Before the colonists arrived, they had their own civilization.
Steve: They used every part of the comet.Zack: "These blankets will keep you warm while you're silver surfing."
Steve: "We will give you these beautiful necklaces and a promise of friendship in exchange for the part of the galaxy you don't even use."
Zack: Nothing quite like laughing about our ancestral genocide of Native Americans.
Steve: My family came here after that happened.Zack: My Great-great-great-great-grandfather died during the frontier wars.
Zack: He fell out of a teepee.
Steve: See you next time, everybody.
Zack: Don't forget to Like the Facebook page for my upcoming novel Liminal States for updates and free book giveaways.
Steve: That book still isn't out yet?
Zack: Nope. It comes out in April, but you can pre-order it now.
I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.