Zack: Before the colonists arrived, they had their own civilization.
Steve: They used every part of the comet.Zack: "These blankets will keep you warm while you're silver surfing."
Steve: "We will give you these beautiful necklaces and a promise of friendship in exchange for the part of the galaxy you don't even use."
Zack: Nothing quite like laughing about our ancestral genocide of Native Americans.
Steve: My family came here after that happened.Zack: My Great-great-great-great-grandfather died during the frontier wars.
Zack: He fell out of a teepee.
Steve: See you next time, everybody.
Zack: Don't forget to Like the Facebook page for my upcoming novel Liminal States for updates and free book giveaways.
Steve: That book still isn't out yet?
Zack: Nope. It comes out in April, but you can pre-order it now.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.