Zack: "High Lord Myu, we have detected a large concentration of empty Amazon boxes. They are completely undefended and waiting to be jumped in!"
Steve: "Prepare the assault troops!"
Zack: "Squirt bottle detected to starboard!"
Steve: "Aaaaaah they put tape loops all around on the floor!"
Zack: "Hail them while I lick my own butthole."
Steve: "Prepare to shred the back of their couch."
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.