Zack: "High Lord Myu, we have detected a large concentration of empty Amazon boxes. They are completely undefended and waiting to be jumped in!"
Steve: "Prepare the assault troops!"
Zack: "Squirt bottle detected to starboard!"
Steve: "Aaaaaah they put tape loops all around on the floor!"
Zack: "Hail them while I lick my own butthole."
Steve: "Prepare to shred the back of their couch."
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.