Zack: "High Lord Myu, we have detected a large concentration of empty Amazon boxes. They are completely undefended and waiting to be jumped in!"
Steve: "Prepare the assault troops!"
Zack: "Squirt bottle detected to starboard!"
Steve: "Aaaaaah they put tape loops all around on the floor!"
Zack: "Hail them while I lick my own butthole."
Steve: "Prepare to shred the back of their couch."
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.