Zack: "High Lord Myu, we have detected a large concentration of empty Amazon boxes. They are completely undefended and waiting to be jumped in!"

Steve: "Prepare the assault troops!"

Zack: "Squirt bottle detected to starboard!"

Steve: "Aaaaaah they put tape loops all around on the floor!"

Zack: "Hail them while I lick my own butthole."

Steve: "Prepare to shred the back of their couch."

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