Zack: Might want to talk to your dermatologist.
Steve: Adult education art classes are awesome in space.
Zack: They can teach you to art, but can they teach you to love?
Steve: I wonder how much MDC each of those gems has.
Zack: She looks sexy and mysterious, but this is probably the equivalent of a pathology photo in a medical textbook for space. "Granite Pectoralis," commonly known as Rock Titty, claims hundreds of lives every year.
Steve: It's always extra tragic when a space goddess dies.
Natural and supernatural horrors mount on an expedition to an island music festival for the wealthy.
With college finals approaching, it's time once again for Microsoft Word autosummaries of all the old, boring books you were supposed to read.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.