Zack: Might want to talk to your dermatologist.

Steve: Adult education art classes are awesome in space.

Zack: They can teach you to art, but can they teach you to love?

Steve: I wonder how much MDC each of those gems has.

Zack: She looks sexy and mysterious, but this is probably the equivalent of a pathology photo in a medical textbook for space. "Granite Pectoralis," commonly known as Rock Titty, claims hundreds of lives every year.

Steve: It's always extra tragic when a space goddess dies.

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