Zack: Might want to talk to your dermatologist.
Steve: Adult education art classes are awesome in space.
Zack: They can teach you to art, but can they teach you to love?
Steve: I wonder how much MDC each of those gems has.
Zack: She looks sexy and mysterious, but this is probably the equivalent of a pathology photo in a medical textbook for space. "Granite Pectoralis," commonly known as Rock Titty, claims hundreds of lives every year.
Steve: It's always extra tragic when a space goddess dies.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.