Zack: Might want to talk to your dermatologist.
Steve: Adult education art classes are awesome in space.
Zack: They can teach you to art, but can they teach you to love?
Steve: I wonder how much MDC each of those gems has.
Zack: She looks sexy and mysterious, but this is probably the equivalent of a pathology photo in a medical textbook for space. "Granite Pectoralis," commonly known as Rock Titty, claims hundreds of lives every year.
Steve: It's always extra tragic when a space goddess dies.
This is your typical consumer model throne. If you just want a cheap prop, it's fine. If you want to actually sit like a king, pony up the cash and get yourself a prosumer model. This entry level stuff is more for a duke or baron at best.
Do you wish to know what computers will be doing in the year to come? With a sigh I shall exert the minimal effort it takes to reveal all. Feel free to print out these predictions and share them with your friends via fax.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.