Steve: Do you have any idea how fast you were going?

Zack: Four hexes per turn?

Steve: Try eight. I saw you triggering your jump jets back there in the school zone.

Zack: Look, my wife is being attacked by Elementals. She called me at work and said she needs me on top of the hill objective.

Steve: I'll let you go with a warning this time, but next time I am going to hit you with everything I've got.

Steve: And then he drives away in one of those pointless tanks that had like one small laser.

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