Steve: Do you have any idea how fast you were going?
Zack: Four hexes per turn?
Steve: Try eight. I saw you triggering your jump jets back there in the school zone.
Zack: Look, my wife is being attacked by Elementals. She called me at work and said she needs me on top of the hill objective.Steve: I'll let you go with a warning this time, but next time I am going to hit you with everything I've got.
Steve: And then he drives away in one of those pointless tanks that had like one small laser.
When I try to clear the ball, run into me at a thousand miles per hour, sending me flying halfway across the map. If the ball is coming down in front of the opposing goal and I'm in position to tap it in, run into me at a thousand miles per hour. Never stop slamming into me at a thousand miles per hour, unless you can slam into me even faster.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.