Zack: I'm going to need to set this last one up before I post it in the article.
Steve: It's pretty amazing.
Zack: No, not "pretty amazing" this is my favorite picture we have ever posted on WTF, D&D!?
Zack: This image is being reprinted exactly as it appears on the page. The only changes were cropping out the page number at the bottom and a trim mark at the top.
Steve: Man, don't build it up so much, they're going to be let down.
Zack: Nope, they won't be. Without further ado, I present to you, SNAKE DANCE...
Steve: They thought they could take the caps off all the markers and let them dry out. But there was one marker they never reckoned with.
Zack: *getting ready for mechwork* "Honnnnney, have you seen my huge bucket? The one with the RCA cable going into the front?"
Steve: He can't possibly turn his head in that thing.
Zack: Where we're going, we don't need heads *attaches face to R2D2*.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.