Zack: Still life, with mech arm.

Steve: Reminds me of those architectural paintings you see of old 1950s shopping malls. Only with a robot arm out front.

Zack: Detroit's shopping malls probably look like this in 2014.

Steve: "Nobody'll notice if I just dump this robot arm at the old mall."

Zack: Once they closed the Silver Dome, the Robot Jox just weren't in demand anymore. They got some part time jobs, appearing at the occasional birthday party to launch fists at each other, but it just wasn't enough to make ends meet.

Steve: Old mechwarriors never die, they just dump their farted up Shadowhawk outside the Sears.

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