Zack: Still life, with mech arm.
Steve: Reminds me of those architectural paintings you see of old 1950s shopping malls. Only with a robot arm out front.
Zack: Detroit's shopping malls probably look like this in 2014.
Steve: "Nobody'll notice if I just dump this robot arm at the old mall."
Zack: Once they closed the Silver Dome, the Robot Jox just weren't in demand anymore. They got some part time jobs, appearing at the occasional birthday party to launch fists at each other, but it just wasn't enough to make ends meet.
Steve: Old mechwarriors never die, they just dump their farted up Shadowhawk outside the Sears.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.