Steve: Did we win?
Zack: Yes, Steve, the leading presidential candidate was just gunned down and his evil plan to launch nukes was thwarted.
Steve: Does Left Eye live?
Zack: Yes. She loses her left eye, but E is able to cast a spell that transplants a donor eye into the socket. All you had was a ghoul's eyeball that got stuck to Station when you were escaping so now Left Eye has one evil, red eye that can see in the dark, but also haunts her with vile appetites.
Steve: Like she gets hungry for Cracker Combos and Wendy's breakfast items?
Zack: Close. Decaying human flesh.
Steve: What about Station?
Zack: He's still with you. E is hiding him in Compton in his own house next door to E's. People mind their own business in Compton.
Zack: Saddam is still alive and un-nuked. Bill Clinton is elected president.
Steve: So can we stop Saddam from destroying the world?
Zack: Funny you should mention...because that's exactly what you will do in the upcoming 1990s Call of Cthulhu late night bikini action module, Hard Ticket to Baghdad.
Zack: Coming soon!
it's hard to shake the feeling that I've always got five stars in this Grand Theft Auto known as life.
Now, inexplicably, season three is looming over us like some sort of dome. Season one's plot asked whether or not the town could get out from under the dome. Apparently the answer was "no". Season two asked "I guess we're really stuck, huh?" and the answer was "yup".
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.