Zack: This is what cyborg commandos do for fun. Being creatures of rational science they like to traipse into the mythical forest and blast the shit out of mud piles and tree branches.
Steve: On one hand I approve, brute force is surely more than a match for nature, but on the other hand I side against techno wizardry in general.
Zack: Too close to real wizardry?
Steve: Ha ha, very funny. Wizardry is not real.
Steve: It is just an alternate theory to explain the way things work.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.