Zack: Does this padded, diamond-cut, Ming the Merciless tabard make my hand look rubbery?
Steve: She has negative neck space. I'm not sure how that works but I think her chin might travel through a groove in her shoulder.Zack: "Those gross bug monsters don't deserve you Karen. Don't settle. No more settling. It's the giant bug monster with the head of a Jeep Wrangler or none at all. You are a beautiful, powerful cyborg commando and they should feel lucky to have their brains melted by your finger blasters."
Steve: She lets their comments get to her and walks out of her dressing room with fifteen noses on her face.
Zack: "Self portrait with car floor mat shirt, by Diane Hamil."
Gentle creature Mark Zuckerberg informs you that he enjoys his dog and wife the normal human amount. That he has a plan. That he will be Gentle Leader.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.